This special issue covers the grand opening of the Circle Cross Crude Ranch, a dude-ranch franchise started by Tarzan and Jane Crane Circle. The original, the Circle Square Crude Ranch, was built in Four Coroners, New Hexico. Other branches of the ranches include Circle Triangle in Hairizona’s Snoring Desert, the Circle Rectangle in Manta Re, New Hexico, the Circle Ellipse in Pacofroaches, Hexes, and the Circle Parabola in Fault-y Rake City, U-haul. Stories include lots of name dropping for all the stars in attendance. The ranch’s Grommit Amphitheater hosted nightly concerts with acts such as The Fricasseed Chickens, Chocky’s Half-Dozen, and the Crabgrass Brothers.