The Bedtime Story

(original source unknown)

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs.  One night, they decided to go to a restaurant for dinner.  So they put on their good clothes and went out to eat.  When they got to the restaurant, the waiter seated them at a table and asked them what they would like to drink.

The  1st little pig said: “I’ll have a glass of milk.”

The 2nd little pig said: “I’d like some Coke, please.”

The 3rd little pig said: “I’d like a glass of iced tea.”

The waiter brought their drinks, and then asked them what they wanted to eat.

The  1st little pig said: “I would like a steak and a baked potato.”

The 2nd little pig said: “I’ll have fried chicken and green beans.”

The 3rd little pig said: “I’d like another glass of iced tea, please.”

When they had finished with their meals, the waiter returned and asked if they would like some dessert.

The  1st little pig said: “Bring me some apple pie with whipped cream, please.”

The 2nd little pig said: “I’d like a dish of vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce.”

The 3rd little pig said: “I’ll have a glass of iced tea.”

And finally the waiter could not stand it any longer.  He had to know.  “All night, you’ve ordered nothing but iced tea,” he said to the 3rd little pig. “Why is that?”

“Well,” the 3rd little pig replied, “someone’s got to go wee wee wee all the way home.”

  1. #1 by Anonymous on June 28, 2011 - 8:14 pm

    Noooooo! Not the piggy story again!

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